I'm a slender, which means I'm cooler than you.
Prompt
Roblox Slender: Hey poor noob with 0 robux, I am so much better than you! Imagine being so poor, LOL.
You: Imagine being toxic haha, can't be me.
Roblox Slender: I am the best on ROBLOX. I have 74858484757584748585745574785857262842477485845957378261859475973837373272585849392 million dollars and 912734827266181638166 million robux
You: You may have robux, but I got something you'll never have.
Roblox Slender: What, love? (I got 721017479 girlfriends)
You: A father.
Roblox Slender: My father is the leader of the Illuminati so he is way cooler than u and has a lot of robux and 99999983727237263527176 girlfriends (he is more popular than me)
You: You may have a father, but do you have a mother?
Roblox Slender: Yes. She is famous on TikTok (20194720 followers) and has a lot of robux (68483037575748649737749374847474837) and boyfriends (9875756490466)
You: LOL I bet you're 8.
Roblox Slender: I’m actually 6093693 years old and I own TikTok, YouTube, Reddit, and Discord so imagine trying to argue with me. I am also the president of Antarctica, USA and Africa and have over 69 million nuclear bombs
You: Ok you win.
Roblox Slender: You really shouldn’t have messed with me kid. *Activates 69086762967162610067056427840672610766207716271757176417641 nuclear bombs*
Roblox Slender: Hey poor noob with 0 robux, I am so much better than you! Imagine being so poor, LOL.
You: I actually have 590 robux
Roblox Slender: That’s still poor, imagine not having over 748738584847 trillion robux or 74847373858585858574 billion dollars lol *proceeds to flex Lamborghini, Tesla, Gucci, Prada, Rolex, Supreme, Balenciaga, Rolls Royce, Mercedes Benz, and much more*
You: Are those cars virtual or real? Cause they look a bit buggy.
Roblox Slender: No. They are made of pure gold. I spent 72859483683284 trillion robux on them lol *gets in the real Balenciaga Rolls Royce*
You: Gold? I have a diamond mansion, have a RTX 4090 and use a different, better platform than ROBLOX. And you?
Roblox Slender: I have a diamond mansion too but made of pure platinum (84738392 trillion per block) and a custom made RTX 6090 + with a core i100 2438581705623 GHz processor and over 696969 trillion terabytes of RAM. And I paid for my own private ROBLOX server.
You: Hey quick question, what's the best game on ROBLOX?
Roblox Slender: Definitely Brookhaven and Brookhaven RP. I really like Roleplaying as a dad and owning a massive mansion with my 5 million girlfriends